Introduction

We don’t have much time, so I’ll be brief. This mission is so critical to the salvation of everyone on this planet, that I’ve put together this quick and easy to read reference guide to get you started; it contains a brief account of the past six months of my life, since my death.

This mission (Code Named: #JailbreakEarth) has innumerable challenges. The first and the biggest hurdle to overcome is—you won’t believe me.

Yet it’s true. Every word of it. I promise you.